neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via marvell27)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via safety-officer-barto)

It should quiver like a 17th Century Courtesan’s inner thigh.

Nigella Lawson talking about how the texture of a panna cotta should be during an episode of Top Chef: Las Vegas.

That is the sexiest description of food I’ve ever heard in my life.

(via bartenderhell)
spanielradcliffe:

I would watch the SHIT out of this.

spanielradcliffe:

I would watch the SHIT out of this.

(via pinuppussycat)